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Joke of the Day

"My best guy friend and I vowed if we're still single at 45, we def won't marry each other because who wants to marry someone no one likes?"

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"So a man comes into a bar... No, wait... It was a horse. So a horse comes into a man."
"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing it just let out a little wine !"
"When the grammar nazi learned his friend had less than 6 months to live. *fewer"
"Guns don't kill people. Wars and famine and disease and random accidents kill people. Also, sometimes guns. Have a good day!"
"I like to watch fat people walk while a tuba plays in my mind."
"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"
"STOP RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! I said STOP RUNNING! STOP RUNN.. YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLE SHIT!"