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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl? Sometimes I get the punchline :("
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"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him to screw it in."
"What does a black man do after sex? 15 to life"
"Life hack: Never actually say the words 'Life hack' out loud."
"All the guys in working out photos look like they're straining or in pain, but there's lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy."
"Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!"