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Joke of the Day

"How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb? 14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house."

"How Stella Got Her Goat Back #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat"

"What do you call a floating potato? A levi-tater."

"Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs."

"Chrosshair Crosshair is what rabbit breeders do."

"implant permanent instagram filters on the cornea of my eyes so everything I see looks nostalgic and vintage"

"4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend. Me: Aww! Sure! 4:You can be the Beast. Me: ... 4: Or the fat sea witch!"

"I always drink heavily whenever there's a blizzard or a hurricane or the slightest breeze."

"Mexican Education NSFW Why don't they teach sex education and driver's education on the same day in Mexico? Too tough on the donkeys."

"What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque."