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Joke of the Day

"Andy Murray's been detained by anti-corruption officials at the Davis Cup... Apparently he's been operating a racket for years."

"Funny joke I heard during christmas Two nuns are sitting in a tub and one says to the other ""where's the soap"" and the other nun replies ""yes it does""."

"Whelp. It's December. That time of year when I have zero excuse for being so sweaty."

"A guy bought himself a new boomerang... ... but he couldn't get rid of the old one."

"One Eskimo said to the other, ""Where is your mother from?"" The second Eskimo says ""Alaska."""

"Just once, I'd like to open up my refrigerator and find cartoon versions of my favorite foods arguing over which one of them is healthier."

"Barber: Your hair is getting grey Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up will you?"

"How To Avoid Dating You're too young for me. I'm too young for you. I don't date men my age. Okay, but after I finish my antibiotics."

"What happened to him after she made a joke he fainted"

"Why shouldn't you take away a hobos shit? It might be his lunch."