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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe."

"Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? A: Nothing. He just let out a little wine."

"What do Tony Romo and a french whore have in common? They both do a great amount of sucking for four quarters."

"What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics? Not being retarded"

"What do you do if you see a space man? (my favorite one liner ever) you park your car in it, man"

"At least the English rugby team doesn't have a flight home of shame..."

"My father always had affectionate nicknames for my older sister and me She was *oops*, and I was *oh shit*"

"On average, how many people are dead in a cemetery? All of them."

"Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? Fixed* [deleted]"

"Where does Phil Collins record all of his music? The stu-stu-studio."