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Joke of the Day
"What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
Next Joke
"If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!"
"Her: ""Do you wear boxers?"" Me: ""What kind of sick person would wear dogs, anyway?"""
"What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt? Fast food"
"There really isn't a good way to tell your boss you hate him and want him eaten by hyenas."
"It's hard telling how many Kleenex I've fathered."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done."
"I went up to a sexy girl in a bar. I said, ""Would you like to come back to my place?"" ""I think you should ask my boyfriend first."" she smiled. I said, ""No thanks. I'm not gay."""
"The E. coli in the city water supply means I am just one glass away from my goal weight."
"What happens when an elephant sits on a car? It breaks the trunk."