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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell that your waitress is having a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."

"How did the Girl Scout Samoa cookies get their name? Because after you eat one, you want samoa!"

"You can tell that Donald Trump isn't Amish ...because he is terrible at building a Cabinet."

"What's the difference between America and Yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture."

"Don't even try to laugh. What did the sensitive vagina say to the penis that was critical of everything? Stop Cliticizing me!"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to come."

"What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp"

"My body is a temple But only because it hates Palestine. *Anthony Jeselnik*"

"Air travel is 60% device recharging and 40% other people's farts."

"I think if I was a lifeguard I would just talk shit through my megaphone. ""WHAT WERE YOU THINKING... WHO WEARS CARGO SHORTS TO THE POOL."""