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Joke of the Day

"You guys! I'm so excited, I just hooked up with my crush from middle school. ...but now she keeps calling me expecting me to show up at her graduation."

"Two Drums and a Cymbal fall off a ledge... ba-dum chsh!"

"Which band is difficult to dance to? The Beatless"

"I think we need to find faster means of travel across water. You catch my drift, mate?"

"Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: ""Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"""

"If a Tesla car gets stolen . . . would it be called an Edison?"

"What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday? I appreciate the sediment."

"Not only is my short-term memory horrible... So is my short-term memory."

"Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!"

"What do you call a teacher who's always late? Mr Bus"