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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro cinco"

"Why was the Butcher depressed? Because his life was in shambles."

"At the Olympics a man walked up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"" ""Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name ist Walter?"""

"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"

"I just bought an answering machine and it doesn't work. Or maybe I'm just asking it the wrong questions."

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Sorry, I was just laid by a hot chick....it's going to take me a while to get hard again."

"Kobe was one of the best Lakers players of all time But Magic Johnson was definitely the most positive."

"BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg BRUCE: Bring me a cape"

"I used to steal other people's jokes. I still do, but I used to, too"

"12 Polacks were about to rape a German girl. She started yelling ""Nein, nein, nein!"" so 3 of them left."