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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger? They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done."

"*Writes a song for you* *Sings it under your bedroom window* *You call the cops* *Your husband falls in love with me*"

"Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster... Just made it a bit sluggish."

"A Jehovah's Witness followed me. I think I'll send him a lot of unsolicited DMs with knock-knock jokes..."

"Why did the children cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because ""The Sum of All Fears"" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography."

"What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."

"Love, ethnic food, & the end of the world. What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world? El Taco Lips."

"""Are you working right now? Where are you working?"" Facebook is worse than my parents."

"What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight."