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Joke of the Day
"Several insects dancing in a pen, what is the name of the movie? In The Pen Dance Day"
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"I tried gay phone sex last night, but I'm not sure I'm doing it right. I was the giver and it was the receiver."
"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""
"They say if you ever get attacked by a shark you should punch it in the nose which is easy cause imagine how composed you would be."
"Yo mama's so mean... She has no standard deviation."
"What was Hitler's least favourite month? Jew-ne"
"I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair."
"I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom."
"Rappers are terrible with pets: the Baja Men let their dogs out, DMX never knows where his dogs are at, and Pitbull is awful."
"Asking ""Why aren't you married yet"" is like asking ""Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?"" B/c it's painful and not required"