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Joke of the Day

"My asian girlfriend refuses to go all the way with me... She's a real life Chinese finger trap"

"What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college? Bison."

"If you make fun of your significant other's love of Hunger Games are you.... Mockin'Bae"

"Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying."

"Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"I finally realised why Oscar Pistorius lost his trial Because from a legal point he didn't have a leg to stand on."

"Life is like a penis Soft and free flowing. It's the women that make it hard."

"How can you tell if Trump is lying? His lips move. How can you tell if Clinton is lying? [deleted]"

"What do I know about dwarves? Very little."

"Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off? Ferguson!"