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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office? Lost"
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"I stop drinking !!!!!!!!!!!!! .......but only when I sleep."
"I haven't pooped in a couple weeks I'm not constipated, I'm just procrapstinating"
"Two Jews working in a shop. One of them asks: -Abraham, how much is 13 times 8? -Are we buying or selling?"
"i just saw a black girl rt one of those teenage girl accounts saying ""i honestly wish I was a teen in the 50's"".......... no u don't"
"A man has a steering wheel coming out of his fly First man, why is that steering whell coming out of your fly? Second man, It's driving me nuts."
"What's the difference between Elliot Rodger and an egg? [x-post from r/4Chan] An egg gets laid before it cracks. [Source:](http://i.imgur.com/L4kXpw8.jpg)"
"Your momma so fat... She needs cheat codes for Wii Fit."
"What's the point of Jewish football? To get the quarter back."
"I think it's obvious that Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga should do a side project together and call it Goo Goo Gaga."