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Joke of the Day

"The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven't worked out all the bugs yet."

"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around I felt like I was on The Voice"

"What is the most sensitive part of your body when you are having a wank? Your ears."

"I just saw a guy put deodorant on before walking into an adult bookstore. I kinda want to date him now."

"What do potheads do when they see a fire? Stop, drop, and roll"

"NSFW Why was the guitar teacher arrested? He got caught fingering a minor"

"Everyone wants their kid to learn to walk until exactly 30 seconds after their kid learns to walk."

"[trying to do standup] u kno whats funy [someone yells 'society!'] nno [entire audience starts laughig] wait [audience laughs louder] stop"

"ELI5: What is it like to mod r/news? This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment."

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."