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Joke of the Day

"What do potheads do when they see a fire? Stop, drop, and roll"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok. He woke up."

"[faulty megaphone] LISTEN MAN, I {dont} THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT. THERE'S {no} HOPE IF YOU DO. [bangs megaphone on hand] JUST {dont} KILL THEM"

"It's cute that you think everyone is jealous of you. We actually just don't like you."

"I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone"

"Sometimes I find it hard to express myself because FedEx hears me breathing."

"According to an old Irish saying... Summer is the best day of the year"

"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"

"""Daddy, may I trouble you to clean a shocking amount of poo off my genitalia?"" - if babies could talk"

"How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? I dunno, I just repost them."