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"When does a van become a can? when it travels at the speed of light, i.e v=c.."
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"[a girl favs my tweet] [goes to pharmacy] one condom please"
"What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying? It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)"
"Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him? Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY."
"Why are jews not creative? Because they can't think outside the BOX."
"I had to break up with my Chinese girlfriend... An hour after eating her, I was horny again."
"""Let's blast some Jack Johnson and call each other Broseph and dump our girlfriends with a text."" -Dudes who wear salmon colored jean shorts"
"How can you tell a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds"
"Keep your friend's toast, but keep your enemy's toaster."
"San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event. But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion."