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Joke of the Day

"We need to stop joking on fat people so much. They have enough on their plate already."

"Two Pretzels walk into a bar... One was a salted."

"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage... He said I have to take the rest of her too"

"TIFU when I went to Subways... Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it? You probably Reddit already."

"How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow? You ask an informer"

"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up dude it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I'm sure he means well..."

"Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."

"What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark? Stark industries has actually turned a profit"

"What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !"

"I work as a dishwasher, Its a pretty dishgusting job."