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Joke of the Day
"How do supernatural entities cum? They have poltergasms"
Next Joke
"Me: It's late. I guess I'll go to bed. -My brain, who up until now has always been the logical one ""Let's put up a tent in the living room"""
"*licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp"
"A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting in the first grade, who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18."
"What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky."
"Toy Story 4 is just going to be a bunch of fat kids playing on iPads and not interacting with one another."
"As a kleptomaniac, I demand my rights... And that guy's rights... And his pen..."
"How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles"
"What's a kkk members favorite beverage? White power aid."
"Do you know what's cooler than those fake chains around your license plate? Everything. Every single thing in the world."