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Joke of the Day
"You need some David in your life... Because Jesus clearly isn't helping you."
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"Did you know that 99% of Americans use the internet regularly? The other 1% are the politicians."
"A blind guy walks into a bar... Bartender: ""What can I get you?"" Blind guy: ""I'll take a coke."" Bartender: ""Ice or no ice?"" Blind guy: ""No eyes...I'm blind you idiot!"""
"I'm stuck at a boring wedding reception, tell me a joke to get through it"
"Don't ever let anybody outshine you in life. If that means arriving at someone's funeral in a casket, then so be it."
"[Spelling bee] Your word is Monogamous. M-O-N-O-T-O-N-O-U-S *2 Judges stare at each other* 1st judge *nods* 2nd judge: ""We'll allow it"""
"Too err is human... To Arr is pirate."
"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog."
"Haven't worn a watch in 20+ years. Coincidentally, I haven't poured my drink on the floor when asked for the time in 20+ years."
"You know your vacation sucks when you're constantly writing updates about it on Facebook."