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Joke of the Day
"What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common? Both of them smoke the leafs"
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"Thanks for explaining the word many to me. It means a lot."
"Friends are like boobs... Some are small, some are big, some are real, some are fake."
"please stop yelling. I put the cucumber slices on your baby's eyes because they looked puffy."
"So I got a new job, and at the interview they told me I would be making millions... I'll be working at the U.S. Mint."
"I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch Dont believe me? Just watch"
"If the dove is the bird of peace... ...what is the bird of true love? The swallow."
"Why do men die before their wives? They *want* to"
"The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn't know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry."
"In art class I was told black was a shade not a color. That must mean black people aren't colored: they're shady."