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Joke of the Day

"The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go."

"Gold fish don't like being pulled out of their tank for a cuddle."

"One zebra says to the other, ""I'm going to check out that patch of nice green grass over there . . . . . . I'll be white black."""

"What is the same betweem long distance track and school Your going nowhere and your doing it slowly"

"Reasons to not go camping No.154: People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world..."

"Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight!"

"What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear."

"*breathing becomes rapid and pulse starts racing* I...I've never felt...SO ALIVE! *holds up 11th nugget from 10 piece box, for all to see*"

"I only have one hand.... So i shop at secondhand stores."

"I have a big butt and I can not lie."