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Joke of the Day

"It is so cold that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife to keep warm!"

"What's a Scottish transsexual's favourite drink? Mango Lassi"

"Child: Dad, I don't like the goldfish... Dad: Shut up and eat your dinner."

"I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!"

"What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea"

"Watching your wife in childbirth... Is like watching your favourite pub burn down."

"How does a snail win a race? It runs against Hillary."

"What's the difference between six dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."

"The shortest tribe in the world The Fuckawee tribe....In the long grass you can hear their chant...Where the Fuckawee!"

"I'm obsessed with you. Not like peak through your window obsesseHEY I LIKE THAT DRESS WEAR THAT ONE"