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Joke of the Day
"Two crows were sitting on a bench... They were arrested for attempted murder."
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"If a hungry shark is after you what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!"
"I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth."
"""LOL what if our packaging was totally easy to tear open...unless you had a cut finger?"" --Band-Aid makers, seriously, f those guys"
"Cargo pants are for when you want to wear khakis, but also want to be a backpack."
"Don't blame me for your issues. Your seat on the crazy train was reserved long before you met me."
"""I love you...conditionally."" -Cats"
"I hope I dont die on 9/11. ""He died on 9/11? His sacrifice wont be forgotten."" ""No, 9/11/27. He was checking favs in the shower and fell."""
"What did Earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!"
"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."