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Joke of the Day

"So, A Helium Molecule walks into a bar... the bartender says ""we don't serve don't serve noble gases here."" It Doesn't React!"

"Steve Irwin should have wore sunblock... ... to prevent against harmful rays."

"How do married men remember their birthdays? 1 year since their last blowjob."

"What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!"

"If ""The Purge"" was real, I'd hide in Aeropostale cause no one has been there since like 2009"

"""PSST."" It came from my waffles. ""PSST,"" again. ""What?"" I ask, furtively. ""You look really nice today."" Complimentary Breakfast"

"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. JK ROLLING"

"Umbrage is like regular brage, but um..."

"It is okay to make jokes about Donald Trump, For now..."

"Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street."