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Joke of the Day

"Hey!! pssst! Guys who wear camo to bars: There is a reason you're not getting laid...it's because the women can't see you.."

"A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""

"That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief."

"Whatever happened to Robot Jones? He got cancelled."

"Yo mama's so fat... That the local all you can eat buffet had to install speed bumps"

"My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores me until she needs something."

"You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you."

"Mexican and black jokes are all the same Once you have heard Juan you have heard Jamal."

"Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes? because she lost the recipe."

"I have a friend named Dick... He's mentally richarded."