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Joke of the Day
"""That wasn't chicken in the Chow Mein"" I'd make a great Fortune Cookie writer."
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"Why is it that the winner of the Miss Universe contest always comes from earth?"
"(Man hobbles into grocery store using a cane) 5: HEY MOM THAT MAN IS USING A WALKING STICK BC HIS BONES AREN'T STRONG & HE'LL DIE SOON RIGHT"
"What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego"
"Apple Airpods A $159 game of hide and seek."
"what was the last thing that went through Jane Wicker's mind? The Ground."
"Saw a standup duo last night. One totally died on stage. The other killed. Actually, now I think about it, it might have been a cage fight."
"I opened the door last night to carol singers & said ""Do you know Silent Night?"" ""Yes"" they replied ""Well piss off then because I want one!"""
"19: Okay mom, don't freak out but... TOO LATE"
"I asked the waitress if she wanted a good tip and a quickie. She said: Just the tip."