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Joke of the Day
"I just ran over a tree, a 5'2"" blonde screaming tree with a purse."
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"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? Sparky."
"My wife's new skirt Came home and saw my wife had done some shopping. ""Nice skirt,"" I said. ""What are you talking about? I got my hair straightened out."""
"What do you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tom tookalook! Went to see my grandma. Dying of cancer but still got a sense of humour!"
"Girls like bad boys, so why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm bad at literally everything. (If you came here expecting a joke, I'm sorry, the joke is my life)"
"What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop? (state joke) A New Hampshire"
"Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1? Because he doesn't have a brain"
"What kind of movies do Scientologists like? Cult classics"
"Why is China a communist country? Because nobody wants to hold an erection."
"Do you have a nose? Who nose? Courtesy of the ~6yo on my morning bus."