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Joke of the Day
"Having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm Let me know if you can't come."
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"That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking."
"Why do people say children are the future? They are clearly the present. Old people are the future."
"Without nipples, breasts would be pointless."
"Rio is full of liars, cheaters, thieves, and drug abusers. And that's just the athletes."
"You know what gives me the shits? The digestive system"
"Autocorrect changed ""you're so wise"" to ""you're so wide"", and now I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home."
"[freezing huddled around fire] Dont worry I brought blankets to keep us warm *throws blankets on fire* that should last a good half hour"
"I came here to write jokes and waste your time But I'm out of jokes, so I'll just waste your time"
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Who threw that? Gary, was that you? Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally."