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Joke of the Day

"Lost Elephants Zoo Keeper:""I've lost one of my elephants"" Other Zoo Keeper:""Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"" Zoo Keeper:""Don't be silly, he can't read!"""

"[Spelling bee, to clench victory] ""O,P... (hesitates) A,W,E,S,O,M,E."" Judges? (Opossum judges whispering for a bit) Correct."

"Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa."

"I know a mathematician who can't afford lunch. He can binomial."

"I wasn't sure if I'd find deer out here, until... I saw a sign that said 'Fine for Hunting.'"

"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."

"Coworker: What book you reading there? Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one."

"What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla? A harumble."

"My sister bet me a $100 i couldn't build a car out of Spaghetti... You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta!!!!"

"Non-technical people, here's a secret. We tech folks have no idea what the problem is. We just try to narrow it down, removing variables."