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Joke of the Day
"Where do amputee's go out to eat? IHop."
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"Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting too fat? A: She fits into your wife's clothes."
"What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher? What do you mean?"
"They call Japan the ""Land of the Rising Sun"". Is that why they look like they're squinting all the time?"
"Meet the parents"
"What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike? Your bike back"
"The real oldest yo mama joke... ...yo mama"
"Did you hear about the woman who replaced her addiction to ornithology with alcohol? She was described as being off her tits."
"With my luck, I bet if I was homeless, I'd probably end up with the shopping cart with the fucked up wheel."
"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture...."