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Joke of the Day
"When life hands you melons, you know you're dyslexic."
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"Think of a number 1 through 10. Double it, Subtract 1, add 20, multiply it by 5, add 2, divide by 2, close your eyes, dark, isn't it?"
"My wife said that if anything ever happened to her, she'd want me to meet someone new. Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn't count as ""anything""."
"For two years in high school, I took guitar lessons. Something interesting I learned is that guitar resale nets a 45% loss."
"If you're having girl probs, I don't feel bad for you, son/ I've got ninety-nine traits but empathy ain't one"
"Spinach is like butt sex If you're forced to have it as a child; you won't enjoy it as an adult"
"My uncle went on holiday to Ireland, but didn't have enough time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"
"What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt? If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture."
"What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A: a receding hare-line."
"drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade & crashed my dirt bike into a mailbox RT @McDonalds Good morning! How was your weekend?"