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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a repost and a bullet? I don't want to put a repost in my mouth"
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"When I was born, I was given a choice a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose"
"Why should you never high five someone in the gallows... Because they always leave you hang'n"
"Me: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Friend: That's OK. I don't mind M: The mess tho F: Don't be silly M: I don't want u in my house"
"Did you know that the walrus has the second largest penis of all mammals? ........................... ........................... I have the first :) Stole it from 50 first dates."
"I tried to get back to the drawing board but I can't draw."
"It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers.. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed."
"How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece."
"I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273oC. My wife thinks I'll die, but I think I'll be 0 K."
"What do you call a Muslim with a kebab? A kaBOMB...*hah*"