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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a repost and a bullet? I don't want to put a repost in my mouth"
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"On this day in 1969, the 1st episode of Scooby Doo appeared on TV, beginning a golden age of teenagers getting high in the back of vans."
"The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*"
"Email to my boss: What is the difference between your daughter and this morning? I'm not cumming in this morning!"
"Me: Baby I know you had a long day so I drew you a bath Her: Ah I can't wait to take it *hands her paper* Me: I used your eyeliner pencil"
"$599... ... plus tax and shipping. *Let's see who gets that joke.*"
"How do ghosts navigate the ocean? They use boo-eys."
"""Frosted Flakes aren't just good, GURLl! They're FABULOUS! (snap)"" - Antoine the Tiger, Tony's gay brother, auditioning for the role"
"Researchers found that students of a teacher who regularly took LSD lived extraordinarily long lives. It seems his pupils die late."
"I saw my calculator hitting on someone the other day. He's a real casionova"