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Joke of the Day

"I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273oC. My wife thinks I'll die, but I think I'll be 0 K."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!"

"How does every racist joke start? /OP looks around/"

"Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor."

"Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair... so please quit teaching me that lesson."

"What do you call meat on the back of a cow? Aspergers"

"My Indian friend is thinking of changing his name to Rim Shot. Every time someone tells a good joke, they call his name - Param Singh!"

"Dear shaving commercials: please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, try shaving a gorilla."

"The #1 rule of being a successful shirt: Always Be Clothing."