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Joke of the Day
"What's white and 12 inches?? Nothing"
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"Kept nodding off at an estate auction and bought a garden gnome for 3 million dollars."
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"People often ask me if weed hurts memory I'd tell them but i don't remember."
"No one wants to be the sofa king But they all think they're sofa king funny."