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Joke of the Day
"What did Rouge say just before murdering Crimison? Hue hue hue"
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"If cavemen had Twitter we would still not have fire."
"Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit? r/Jokes, because 99% of its products are made from recycled material."
"If anyone advises you how much lettuce to put on your burger, stop them right there. That's just the tip of the iceberg."
"My dog loves sniffing piles of poop He gets so shitfaced from it."
"What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love."
"I start a lot of conversations with ""goodbye"" in hopes that I trick people into thinking we already talked."
"a priest, a jew, and an atheist walk into a bar... they get a few drinks, and walk out."
"I hate when people share opinions without being asked."
"What did Mario say when he found out he got drunk and had sex with a green mushroom? ""Well, I fucked that one up."""