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Joke of the Day

"If I had all the money in the world to do whatever I wanted I'd be the next US president"

"I figure I must be Bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat!"

"What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile? IDK, i'm just a banana."

"Hi, I spend 3 minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog, then I go to work and people take me seriously as an adult."

"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"

"So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and... ...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus."

"I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad."

"What's the difference between dreams and memes? I haven't given up on my memes yet"

"The bartender said we don't serve time travellers... Two time travellers walk into a bar"