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Joke of the Day

"If I had all the money in the world to do whatever I wanted I'd be the next US president"

"What do Monica Lewinsky and the New York Giants have in common? They were both terrorized by Clinton Dix, Ha Ha."

"Just finished my book about how to get laid at bars. It's called The Girl With the Lower-Back Tattoo."

"A pedophile and a child go into the woods It's dark and raining. The boy looks up to the man and says, ""I'm scared!"" The man replies, ""You're scared? I'm gonna have to walk out of here alone!"""

" Client not paid? Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away"

"No child left behind! Act of 2001, The legislation was proposed by President George W. Bush Behind what? behind the Front line. . ."

"""This is the one I use for wiping"" - Handshakes"

"- Are you upset? Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... - No."

"Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us."

"I'm a bit of a self deprecating comedian, I must admit, I'm not very good."