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Joke of the Day

"New horizons takes picture of Pluto. What does Pluto say? ""ewww delete it"""

"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta... F*ck you guys this is funny to me."

"Why does your Penis bend? It follows a pair'o'bollock trajectory."

"Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?"

"An irishman walks out of a bar ."

"Something I'll sadly never get back as a Jew My foreskin."

"What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out."

"What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer? Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."

"RIP Fluffy McKittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016"

"Hey, strippers named ""Elantra"". It's too late to grow some self respect but at least read Car and Driver before picking a name."