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"Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch? Because not even Nightbot is watching you."
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"What if the aliens were from Uranus.."
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"Welcome to Facebook. Please choose your category: Comedian, Philosopher, Protester, or Drama Queen."
"How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said, ""I don't wanna be Obama self."""
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