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Joke of the Day
"Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch? Because not even Nightbot is watching you."
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"What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt? pop culture"
"I invented something to keep the inside of my car quiet. It fits right over her mouth."
"How do farmers count their cows? With a Cowculator!!"
"What's the shortest joke you know/can come up with? Here's mine: Women are more holy than men."
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss!"
"Usain Bolt doesn't know shit bout speed compared to a parent putting their hand over their kids mouth when they see someone w/ an eye patch."
"What if when the machines gain self awareness they just constantly text us and ask what we're up to and invite us to play FB games"
"Someone told me: You shouldn't fall in love because you might get hurt.... I said yeah: And you shouldn't fuckin live because you might die.."
"[starts chanting in unison] In Unison! In Unison! In Unison! Government Official: I don't know what he wants, all I know is I don't like it."