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Joke of the Day

"Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart."

"What do you call a surgeon who graduated last in his class? Doctor"

"I put ""the rap"" in therapy. Yo, yo. Emotional baggage, bitter like cabbage. Rollin up the green like a Hulked out savage. Burger, Inc."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white? Alive"

"I don't believe Trump when he says he doesn't smoke In the past 2 months I've seen him smoke 2 Cubans."

"What did the vampire say to the werewolf after discovering its blood is inedible? ""Fangs for nothing!"""

"How can you tell the Indians were here in America first? They had reservations."

"Why is gigabit internet good for you? Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out..."

"I'm not a fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks."

"I just found a halloween candy on my lawn and ate it. So I guess I AM able to live off the land if I ever needed to."