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Joke of the Day

"A comedian, a rapist, and the President of the United States are in an elevator .. and then Barack says to the other guy ""Always liked you most in The Cosby Show""."

"When theres a rack of lamb, there is not a lack of ram."

"Your voicemail will be ignored in the order in which it was received. Beep."

"What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don't have to work and pay taxes."

"What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer? A dilldoe"

"What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter? NaClmore"

"A man walks up to a girl in a bar and says ""You remind me of my little toe"" . She says, ""Is that because I'm small and cute?"" He says, ""No, its because I'm going to bang you on the table later"""

"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"

"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"

"It was such a hard core lesbian bar... even the pool table didn't have balls."