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Joke of the Day

"FUN BIT OF TRIVIA...The hard-working individuals who discover and preserve ancient pastas and breads are called starchaeologists."

"How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? ""A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"" !"

"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"Hillary is a great female candidate. She really puts the ""Emale"" in ""Female""."

"I once knew a dyslexic priest He always said ""woof"" instead of ""amen""."

"May I buy half a rabbit? No we don't split hares!"

"What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids? Michael Jackson"

"If you LOVE something, set it free.. If it comes back to you,,,,you love a boomerang"

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. -Tim Vine"

"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!"