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Joke of the Day

"The documentary who? Knock Knock Who's there? The documentary The documentary who? The documentary Hoop Dreams."

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"A husband says to his wife: ""I hate to tell you this but your swimming costume is very tight and revealing."" ""Wear your own one then!"""
"Regretting that I didn't install a GPS locator on the baby, because man this Hooters is a big place."
"What lies on the bottom of the ocean and sweats? A nervous wreck..."
"What do you call fake pasta? An impasta"
"What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common? Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead."
"Ibuprofenum and Aspirin are running in a race... Suddenly prednisolone passes them and wins first place. Ibuprofenum looks toward Aspirin and mutters: ""fucking steroids"""
"What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong"
"Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman."
"""Carrie"" is my favourite movie about how religious faith leads to supernatural mass murder."
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