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Joke of the Day
"i always carry a condom in my wallet incase i can't finish my corndog"
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"Back in the day my parents wanted me to marry only one of my own. Now they're like ""That orangutan looks nice. That elephant looks smart."""
"I experimented A LOT in college. (I was a chemistry major.)"
"What's it called when a 12 year old African boy that's crying? A mid-life crisis"
"studies show.... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
"what do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones"
"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw your laundry in!"
"I accidentally ran over a leprachaun. I brought it home and cooked it up. TRAGICALLY DELICIOUS!"
"Ate a bowl of Captain Crunch Berries this morning. With blatant disregard for the roof of my mouth. -thug life"
"<job interview> It says here on your resume that you are a ""self-proclaimed man of few words."" Would you like to elaborate on that? Me: no"