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Joke of the Day
"studies show.... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
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"Is this the Alcoholics helpline? Operator: ""Yes."" Caller: ""Can you tell me how to make Sangria?"""
"I was going to say a gay joke... butt fuck it."
"Redmond WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system ""Windows 2000"" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901."
"What's the first step to making your favorite Jewish dish? Preheat the oven"
"Find a group doing river baptisms. Release LSD into the water upstream. Bring friends in devil costumes. Cavort and frolic on the riverbank."
"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."
"Be careful of black ice. I rode my bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."
"Maybe raccoons aren't really digging through trash for food, Maybe they're just looking for something to remove their eye shadow."
"You know what they say about Anthropologists They are all outstanding in their field."