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Joke of the Day
"What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common? They love to swim in gold coins."
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"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson liked to rape little boys."
"What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup? ""I, 4-1, know we won't win."""
"Growing up, my parents nicknamed by penis 'Eamonn' I never managed to get all my pee in the bowl."
"Raising my kids is hard. I can barely get the fat one off the ground."
"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a super creepy movie."
"I decided to replace my belt with multiple watches connected together. It was a big waist of time."
"I organized a threesome last night There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time."
"What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink? Type Eh."
"A necktie and a hat are sitting on a coat rack.... The hat says, ""you can hang around if you want, but I'm gonna go on a head. """