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Joke of the Day

"A woman asked me ""What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?"" I said ""Congratulations!!!"""

"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?[OC] (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus."

"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic"

"Do they still call it hump day in prison?"

"fired for ""unleashing rats at work"" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats"

"I was about to tell a gay joke butt fuck it!"

"Is ""drunk"" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now...."

"What keeps the KKK happy? A Klan-do attitude... I'll walk myself out."

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"

"Once upon a time,there was this cute black rabbit... ...he used to breath from his arsehole.After a long day of collecting carrots he sat down to rest and died."