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Joke of the Day
"Why did Simba's Father die? He didn't mufasta"
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"Did y'all hear about the kid born without eye lids Whenever they circumcised him they used the skin to make him eye lids. He's doing well but they say he's a lil cock eyed now"
"What do you call a donkey in space? A wild asstronaught."
"Hey guy's I'm the titanic I would like to nominate all of my passengers and crew to do the ALS ice bucket challenge, you have 24 hours!"
"Make a birthday wish for mutant lung power then blow away your cake, your party guests, your house, car, trees, etc."
"Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere"
"My wife caught me cheating last night and i feel so ashamed and full of regret. She's never going to play monopoly with me again!"
"The best joke of all... ...is the number of this sub's subscribers"
"Where does one apply to be a ""kept man""?"
"Why did Princess Leia cry at the end of Return of the Jedi? Her father just died."