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Joke of the Day
"Ghost pirate What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend? I love your Boo-ty"
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"What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies."
"If you thought black people were mad about the Oscars... wait until the nominations come out for the World's Greatest Dad Award."
"A guy sees his dad has a black eye - Hey, Dad. Why do you have a black eye? - You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!"
"My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Best part of cleaning the apartment is putting new magazines on the coffee table so you can look cultured for the guests you don't have over"
"Starfish would be great politicians. They do shit out of their mouths after all."
"Opportunity knocks once, however temptation likes to lean on the door bell."
"""OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!Damn these thin walls. Don't know if my neighbors are having sex, praying or having a coronary."
"Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? He was laid off."