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Joke of the Day
"What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a blender."
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"What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common? All they talk about is the presidential erection"
"Fate is when you find something you were never looking for and realize its everything you never knew you wanted."
"What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ? You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you."
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this isn't going to be an ordinary blowjob!"""
"Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'Cuz I feel like I wanna mount you."
"New laws Do not let your friends derive drunk."
"""goodbye, cruel world"" *hops into duck pond with bread strapped to my entire body*"
"What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum? Sacrilegious."
"I didn't flan on getting divorced and now my wife wants custardy and she's pudding our kids in the middle :("