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Joke of the Day
"Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'Cuz I feel like I wanna mount you."
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"Wanted to know what the did in the Pentagon... So I built a Hexagon *they"
"I saw a woman really screaming at her kids in public this morning, but in her defense, the kids were ugly."
"I do shrugs at the gym with like 400 pounds just to show everyone how hard I don't care."
"what was adam's nickname for eve? prime rib"
"Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off."
"I definitely thought I would have shot the lock off of something by now in my life."
"A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him ""Are you a bear?"" ""Yes"" ""What are you doing at the movies ?"" ""Well I liked the book!"""
"Doctor: ""We got your test results back. I'm so sorry--it's Curiosity."" Cat: ""Oh my god..."""
"Why do Asian parents never have a white baby? Cause two Wongs don't make a white"